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Xenu Help Tom Cruise

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2008-01-07 18:29:00 by CelebLover in CELEBRITY GOSSIP NEWS
...Xenu star destroyers to kill all of us, we'll know where Morton was coming from Photos: Getty Images
 
 
 
 
 
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Scientology - Screwin With Fashion For The Glory Of Xenu

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2008-03-30 15:38:17 by Rebecca Alexander in Fashion Indie: Where Fashion Begins
...XENU & ALL THE OTHER SCIENTOLOGY EXTRATERRESTRIALS WILL BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH TO COME THAT IS ZMAJI, play with me if you want heffa! Now aside from my promise to DESTROY your life if you screw with the fashion consumers, I actually am really becoming fond of you and your newfound sense of style. I think that since youve gotten...
 
 
 
 
 
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Just admit it already

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2008-06-27 19:35:52 by CelebLover in CELEBRITY GOSSIP NEWS
...Xenu juice Wow, I thought we were gonna make it through the entire month of June without a Will Smith is a Scientologist story. From Life & Style magazine (via Pop Crunch Life & Style spies claim Will was chatting up the unorthodox religion to anyone who would listen on the set of his new film, Hancock, opening July 4th He gave out...
 
 
 
 
 
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What In The Anna Wintour Is Katie Holmes Dressed As?

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2008-01-18 18:59:00 by CelebLover in CELEBRITY GOSSIP NEWS
...Xenu-worshippin' body-thetan pluckin' reincarnated shoe size! I know Scientology saved NYC after 9/11 (insert eye roll) but don't let it age your ass just because your gay husband wants you to look like some sort of old diva. Ugh. Not only is Katie Holmes' appearance all out of whack, but she's getting some crap reviews for her new flick "Mad...
 
 
 
 
 
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Katie Holmes is Probably Pregnant Again

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2008-01-30 19:57:19 by Spicy Pants in Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
...Xenu Im going to go out on a limb and say shes probably pregnant . If Im wrong you can take away my tinfoil hat Source
 
 
 
 
 
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Unfunny Comedian Writes Funniest-Ever Us Weekly Photo Caption

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2008-02-01 16:29:29 by Editor in Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog
...Xenu, Vulture salutes you, Danica Lo Exclusive: Kirstie Alley's Lawyers Demand That 'US Weekly' Fire Writer Who Cracked A Scientology Joke [Defamer
 
 
 
 
 
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Kirstie Alley Can Eat In Peace Now

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2008-02-16 17:29:00 by CelebLover in CELEBRITY GOSSIP NEWS
...Xenu and body thetans and they were like "uh, yeah, we have Valerie Bertinelli now There are no comment from Kirstie so far. I couldn't understand her around that fried chicken, Twinkie and pudding in her mouth. Seriously, that's the first thing I'd do! Jenny Craig announced that Valerie Bertinelli will be joined by Queen Latifah in 2008 as...
 
 
 
 
 
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Gwen Stefanis Kid Named Most Stylish

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2008-02-21 12:59:00 by harvey in AggBlog.com - Aggregated Blogs|Celebrity Gossip blogs|Celebrity Gossips
...Xenu rays that she was born with as L. Ron Hubbard's actual daughter to hypnotize the judges of this incredibly dumbass list. Can Kingston use his newfound rep as Most Stylish to tell him Mom that the Scarface cokewhore thing is over? Michelle Pfeiffer is pissed Photos: Splash More photos of Kingston Rossdale with his mommy and daddy are...
 
 
 
 
 
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Worst Dressed Old Lady of the Week: Katie Holmes

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2008-02-23 18:56:14 by showbiznews.info in Showbiz News & Celebrity Gossip
...Xenu. I think she needs to rehire Posh as her stylist, unless Posh is the one responsible for those messes, then she needs to get as far away from the Brit as her skinny stick legs will carry her. Celebrity Gossip , Celebrity News , Celebrity Photos , Katie Holmes , Nicole Kidman , Tom Cruise
 
 
 
 
 
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Has Xenu Claimed Another One????

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