Pay for a worm to be named after you!
...named something named a species named after you without you having discovered it. You pay for it. You could get a new species of nudibranch, which is a pleasantly plump hermaphrodite mollusk with bright orange speckles named after you for $15,000 USD. Doesnt take your fancy? Oh come on! Be adventurous! And how is all of this coming to be?...
