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This season has been all about Dexter's crash course in parenting. First, he learned he's going to be a dad. This week, Miguel emerged as his full-blown sulky wayward teenage son.

"I'm a big boy!" Miguel protests, when Dexter confronts him over killing Ellen Wolf. That's right — Miguel's gone rogue! (Oh, Spectral Dad, we'll never doubt you again.) Not only that, but the bloody Freebo shirt that Miguel gave Dexter as a sign of trust? Totally fake! Too bad that Dexter, the professional blood analyst, is only now getting around to analyzing that blood.

Speaking of being wrong, guess who's been wrong all along? Everyone who thought the Skinner was Anton, Quinn, Syl, Miguel, Rita, Cody, or any of the other existing characters. No, it's George King, creepy tree-trimmer extraordinaire. Sure enough, poor Anton gets snatched up and loses a few strips from his back. Meanwhile, the cops can't hold King after questioning him — even though Miguel offers to bend a few rules, provided the cops turn off the video camera in the interrogation room. Rule-bending cops, won't you ever learn? How much do you want to bet that Miguel was, in fact, feeding some Dexter-related dirt to Mr. Skinner?

(Investigative-related digression: If the cops were so convinced King was the Skinner, and so sure he'd go straight back to carve up Anton, why didn't they just release him and then, we don't know, follow him around?)

Because, let's face it, Dexter and Miguel's friendship is splitsville. Not only did Miguel go rogue and lie about Freebo's blood on his shirt, but, frankly, who can be friends with a guy who goes around whistling "Camptown Races"? Though we were disappointed that Dexter discovered Miguel's simply been deceiving him all along. The idea that he created Miguel, rather than simply being used by him, is much more interesting and morally complicated — you know, like being a parent of a kid gone off the rails. This way, Dexter doesn't have to deal with the fact that he gave birth to Miguel. He can simply feel sad that he wound up adopting a bad seed.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme interviewed with Newsweek over his new movie, JCVD. The title of the interview could have been the least interesting man alive. But it wasn’t.

There’s a monologue in the film about being a washed-up action star. Did you improvise that?
I like structure—like driving: go past the school on the street, stay on the right side, no hitting the car, go in right, you’ll see a big church, stop and take a left, and you’ll have it. By doing this I’m giving a structure of life, a path of light, and showing what happens between me and me, which is something very beautiful.
Beautiful? Why?
I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
OK —
It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.
Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.
So you ‘ ve no regrets at all?
Believe me—I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?
Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?
I ‘ m 22.
Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?
I don ‘ t know. When is it?
I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?
Uh —
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

Yeah, um, here are some pictures of him if you aren’t already totally and completely dead of disinterest.

(source)

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Jean-Claude Van Damm chatted with Newsweek recently about his new movie, JCVD, an indy flick all about….himself!

The stuff he reveals about himself or the film isn't that interesting.

The thing that caught our attention is how he hits on the reporter during the interview!

It brings the LOLs!

Mind you, Jean-Claude is currently married to his fifth wife.

Looks like he might be on the look out for his sixth!

Newsweek reporter: Beautiful? Why?
JCVD: I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Newsweek: OK —
JCVD: It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.

Newsweek: Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy JCVD: Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

Newsweek: So you 've no regrets at all?
JCVD: Believe me—I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Newsweek: Yes, I am.
JCVD: And are you 27, or 32?

Newsweek: I ' m 22.
JCVD: Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

Newsweek: I don ' t know. When is it?
JCVD: I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Newsweek: Uh —
JCVD: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

Wonder what his wife thinks about this!

[Image via WENN.]

Kids are our future,  kids are important, and when you’re the seed of crazy man Tom Cruise and his love slave Katie Holmes, be expected to be one of the most publicized celebrity children.

The 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tops Forbes.com’s second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”

Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity children 5 years old and younger based on media attention and their parents’ popularity, said Suri — known for her stylish outfits and haircut — popped up in more news articles and blogs than her peers.

Of course, her popularity is fueled by the same curiosity an 86 year-old of your community’s neighbor hood watch lives off of.  Will she share the same destiny as her father, or will it be revealed that she was sent from another planet that was destroyed shortly after she was cryogenically frozen and ejected into outer space?  Stay tuned!

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Back home after a short trip to New York City for MTV TRL’s “Total Finale Live” last night, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie were spotted enjoying a little quality time together on Monday (November 17).

The cute couple walked hand-in-hand as they bought up some baby clothes for daughter Harlow at the Little Seed, along with stopping for lunch at Baja Fresh.