Barack does his best Scarlett Johansson impersonation

Scarlett Johansson claims to have a “personal dialogue” with Barack Obama . . . which is news to Barack Obama. Earlier this month, Johansson told Politico.com:

She told Politico: “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ - how can he return these personal emails? But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them. Nobody sees it, nobody talks about it, but it’s incredible. I feel like I’m supporting someone, and having a personal dialogue with them, and it’s amazing.” (Source)

Obama told reported Tuesday:

“[Scarlett] sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie [Love], who forwarded it to me. I [wrote] saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.” (Source)

Careful Barack, those are mighty dangerous waters you’re treading. If Scarlett wants you, she will do and say whatever it takes to get her hands on your ripped, sexy body and then not even call you the next morning BITCH WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL!!!

NOTE: I know one of the higher ups working on the Obama campaign. He claims Halle Berry is straight-up obsessed with him. She’s been quoted as saying she would “do anything for him” which my source backs up (in his words, Halle has a “schoolgirl crush” on him). Earlier this year Halle was trying to set up an appearance on the Today Show with Barack but the idea was killed by Michelle, Barack’s wife. She pretty much hates Halle and doesn’t want her getting within 50 feet of her husband.

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