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A few months ago, we decided to see what all the fuss was about, so we picked up a copy of Guitar Hero III. As a result, our iPod is now full of nothing but Slipknot and DragonForce. Unlike most video games, Guitar Hero's biggest danger isn't a change in one's personal productivity or a desensitization to violence — it's a change in one's listening habits and a desensitization to the discography of Scorpions (whom we now love); something about the flashing lights and repetitive hand-eye-coordination exercises has turned us into involuntary fans of pretty much GH III's entire soundtrack. We like Aerosmith, we suppose; we just haven't thought much about them since 1993. And now, already, we're looking for Get a Grip on Soulseek and trying to dislodge the melody from "Kings and Queens" from our brain. Guitar Hero: Aerosmith is out on June 29, and we'd suggest you enjoy these last remaining days of only half-appreciating Permanent Vacation.


