Jessica Alba pregnant with twins

Pregnancy gossip is so predictable. It follows the same formula every time: [insert celebrity] is pregnant . . . followed by: [insert celebrity] is pregnant with twins. The latest mom-to-be rumored to be having twins? Jessica Alba. The San Francisco Chronicle says:

Jessica Alba reportedly has just learned she’s set to join Jennifer Lopez and become a first-time mom to twins. Alba reportedly is so excited about the news, she has been letting all her friends know, and one source has blurted the baby exclusive out to the National Enquirer, along with the due date, June 8.

One friend tells the publication, “Knowing that she’s going to have twins has turned Jessica’s life upside down. She and (fiance) Cash have had to scrap plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again.” (Source)

I guess this is good news. Twins means there’s a better chance Jessica’s having a gir — I better stop right there before I get into trouble. Is it considered too forward to send a new mother a lock of my own hair as a congratulatory present? What if I spray it with cologne?

NOTE: Michael Moore is up there because it’s the only picture I could find of a celebrity pregnant with twins. He’s pregnant with twins, right?