I just found out some funny celebrity gossip about comedic actor Jack Black. Apparently, he has sworn to lose weight in the year 2008 after seeing his bare bottom in the movie Margot at the Wedding. According to a celebrity gossip piece on a site called My Park Magazine, Jack Black didn't realize his rump was quite as juicy as it is. He thinks his buttocks have double chins. Personally, I'm a little disappointed by this celebrity gossip. I actually think Jack Black looks alluring just as he is, but that's probably because I'm an unashamed chubby chaser. I prefer a man who carries a little extra baggage. Men are nicer to cuddle when they have more to love. I won't be very pleased if I see a celebrity gossip feature that shows pictures of a thin Jack Black. So Jack, if you're reading this I want you to leave your squishy little bottom alone. If you don't you are going to lose your chubby chasing female fans. A slender Jack Black just wouldn't be the same and there are already enough funny thin guys.