FashionRatty: What In The Anna Wintour Is Katie Holmes Dressed As?

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What In The Anna Wintour Is Katie Holmes Dressed As?

2008-01-18 18:59:00 by CelebLover in CELEBRITY GOSSIP NEWS

Act your age, momma! Not your Xenu-worshippin' body-thetan pluckin' reincarnated shoe size! I know Scientology saved NYC after 9/11 (insert eye roll) but don't let it age your ass just because your gay husband wants you to look like some sort of old diva. Ugh. Not only is Katie Holmes' appearance all out of whack, but she's getting some crap reviews for her new flick "Mad Money". The New York Post says "Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary," the reviewer writes. "Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?" That's easy. Go to our Archive section, click on Katie Holmes and start reading, kid. The New York Times thought that Katie is "the movie's weakest link." The movie looks painful anyways, but damn - how can you not be all bubbly acting with zany Diane Keaton? She must give off some energy. Look at those nutty clothes!