This dude encounters some weird art directors who like him to splash about topless and do weird things with his hair. Emile Hirsch stars in Speed Racer, which opens this weekend. I think it looks boss, but I have serious maturity problems. But insiders are saying the film has some issues that could contribute to it tanking at the box office.

The film is reportedly two hours and fifteen minutes long, which might dissuade the kids portion of the audience. Because who wants Junior hopped up on that much candy and soda? He'll kill you in your sleep! And in contrast to that, the insiders are also saying that the film should have been "aged up" more as right now it will only appeal to young boys. Make up your minds, Hollywood insiders! Damn. Everyone has an opinion.

More of Emile Hirsch from Flaunt Magazine after the jump.